Thursday, December 20, 2007

Battle of the Beasts



The voters have cast their ballots and the results are in!

The Yeti kicks Bigfoot's ass.


Official Tally:

Yeti — 1

Bigfoot — 0

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

ME WANT RECOUNT!!!

The Creature said...

No recount! Yeti sasquatched Bigfoot fair and square.

Anonymous said...

BUT ME THINK PROBLEM WITH CHADS!

Anonymous said...

sasquatch,

stop. you embarrass self.

you no big foot. you big baby.

me beat you anytime, anywhere. name place.

-the yeti

Anonymous said...

FINE!

TOMORROW. 3 PM. THE TUNDRA.

WE PLAY MILLE BORNES.

DECIDE WINNER ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Anonymous said...

wait, what mille bornes?

Anonymous said...

ME CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NOT KNOW MILLE BORNES!!

IT FRENCH CARD GAME WITH AUTOMOBILE THEME!

IT DELIGHTFUL.

ME THINK AVAILABLE AT TARGET.

Anonymous said...

okay, mille bornes is fine.

not first choice, but fine. me actually 1/8 french.

truth be told, me prefer Don't Break Ice, but no want to be accused of unfair advantage. you know, given mutual arctic nature of me and game.

Anonymous said...

IT SETTLED!

ULTIMATE MILLE BORNES BATTLE!!!

IT SO ON!!!

MAY BEST BEAST WIN!!!

RRRAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!


OH. ME THINKING. MAYBE WE SHOULD BRING SMALL CARD TABLE OR SOMETHING.

Anonymous said...

that good idea. me have table. folding chairs, too. sometimes sitting on tundra, get chilly.

-the yeti

Anonymous said...

SMART!

ME NO WANT FROZEN PLUMS!

Anonymous said...

tomorrow!!!

Anonymous said...

RRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR!!!

Anonymous said...

RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Anonymous said...

Excuse me!

Big Foot, are you forgetting something?

You promised to take me the fabric store tomorrow!

-Nessie

Anonymous said...

OH, SNAP. ME FORGET.

Anonymous said...

Why do you always do this?!

Anonymous said...

ME HAVE LOT ON MIND! HAVE TO LEAVE FOOTPRINTS ALL THE TIME AND REMAIN ELUSIVE!

IT NOT EASY!

AND FABRIC STORE BORING!

Anonymous said...

hahaha!

me wish me knew how to type that whip-crack sound right now.

Anonymous said...

YOU SHUT UP, YETI!

ME DEAL WITH YOU TOMORROW!

Anonymous said...

No.

Tomorrow you'll be with me at the fabric store like you promised, so I can make the curtains you've been wanting for YOUR LAIR.

Anonymous said...

YES!

Me win by forfeit!!!

Victor and still champion,
Yeti

Anonymous said...

NESSIE, ME MAKE DEAL.

ME NOT BATTLE YETI UNTIL 3.

ME GO TO FABRIC STORE IN MORNING. WE HAVE LIGHT LUNCH. THEN ME GO TO TUNDRA TO FIGHT YETI.

MAYBE YOU EVEN COME WITH?

WHAT YOU SAY?

PLEEEASE?

Anonymous said...

That sounds fair. I'm sorry I got upset.

I don't want to keep you from battling your legendary beast friends. I know it's important to you.

And while you're out that'll give me time to hem anyway.

Anonymous said...

YOU NO APOLOGIZE. IT IS ME WHO FORGETS.

YOU BEST. YOU KNOW THAT?

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzzzzz.

Anonymous said...

OKAY, YETI!

WE BACK ON!

TOMORROW! 3 PM! THE TUNDRA! SMASHMOUTH MILLE BORNES BATTLE!

YOU BETTER BRING YOU "A" GAME!


AND YOU FOLDING CHAIRS.

Anonymous said...

tomorrow.

RRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Anonymous said...

RRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!